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The Return of the King
By: Matt |News broke today of Henrik Larsson, King of Kings, will be returning to Celtic Park to wear the Hoops one last time. Henrik will be joining other members of the famous 1998 Celtic side that “stopped the 10″ to honor the late Phil O’Donnell for a tribute match May 25 against Motherwell at Celtic […]
Hear Ye, Hear Ye…The Court of My Public Opinion is in Session!
By: Matt |All rise for the Honorable Judge Matt. The first case is the state vs. the Scottish Football Association. Another charge of bias against the Celtic Football Club. Reports surfaced that the SFA were looking into possible punishments for Artur Boruc for wearing this shirt:
The state is alleging that the SFA, worried […]
Celtic 3-Rangers 2-Eric Cartman Analysis
By: Matt |“It’s on!”-Eric Cartman
More Metaphors
By: Matt |Here in the little bubble from the outside of the world that I like to call “College-Land”, final examinations week is up coming. This where everything you learned comes back and you use it to ultimately succeed when it counts. You study harder than you have all year, perhaps cramming some info that you never […]
Get Well Soon, Tommy Bhoy
By: Matt |The Celtic Offside wishes to send its best regards and well wishes to Celtic legend and assistant coach Tommy Burns. Tommy has been fighting cancer recently and their were rumors that earlier today he had taken a turn for the worst. It seems however these were just rumors and that Tommy had just […]
News round up! Yee-haaw!
By: Matt |Over the past couple of days, there have been a couple newsworthy stories either directly or indirectly involving the Bhoys in Green and White. The first of which is Aiden McGeady scooping up the award double this past weekend after being named both the Player of the Year and the Young Player of the […]
Celtic 1-Aberdeen 0: Abridged Illinois Version
By: Matt |This weekend I was in the Land of Lincoln, Illinois, however it did not stop me from seeing Celtic defeat Aberdeen 1-0 on Saturday. The Bhoys were able to continue the momentum on Wednesday’s exciting derby victory and for the time being leapfrogged Rangers for first place in the league. (Pay no attention […]
It doesn’t mean a thing…
By: Matt |Celtic supporters have been riding an euphoric wave ever since Wednesday’s dramatic win against the hated Rangers. Despite needing a late winner, Celtic controlled the game pretty well and finally showed what I have been saying all along, that Celtic is by leaps and bounds much more talented than Rangers. However, talent and […]
Strachan to Benfica?
By: Matt |Reports have surfaced that Portuguese side and Celtic Champions League foe Benfica are very interested in acquiring Celtic coach Gordon Strachan for the same job in Portugal. Apparently the club love the Wee Ginger Man, after handing them two defeats in two years in the group stages of the Champions League. Apparently the […]
Perhaps I’ll write more…
By: Matt |If my previous post was not enough for you to get the gist of the game, I suppose I’ll write more. Perhaps you were occupied during the game. Or if you were like me, you had a class at 3pm where a paper was due. Never fear for me, the internet and […]






