Need Some Toilet Paper?

So, picture this. You get home after a long day at work/school/watching the Price is Right in your basement and you realize nature is calling. You head to your “office” with you favorite reading material, be it your local newspaper, the latest issue of FourFourTwo magazine, or your nudie magazine of choice. After “taking care of business”, you go to…er…*ahem*…”clean up after yourself.” You look over to the bog roll, and what do you see? Why, none other than Nacho Novo on the bog roll! You roll the TP a little more and you see Ibrox’s gates staring back at you. Further examination of toilet paper shows the Rangers crest with the caption “Huns FC”, pictures of Walter Smith and other former Huns, and caption with the famous “…fly over Ibrox tomorrow and shit on the bastards below!” Would you, as a Celtic fan, enjoy wiping your backside with said toilet paper? For years, there have been countless jokes about using various Rangers paraphernalia for toilet paper, but you finally now have your chance! Football Toilet Paper is finally giving the chance for football fans a chance to truly let their rivals know what they think of them. The site advertises “We offer two Rangers toilet paper products, the first is especially for Celtic Fans as it comes in a gift box with a caricature of a Celtic player singing ”Walk On” whilst pretending to sh*t on a Rangers shirt. The second is for supporters of other clubs who want to wipe out their anger on the The Gers.” Each roll has 300 sheets of paper with 8 pictures repeated throughout. Each toilet paper roll is priced at £2.99 + £1.99 p+p. If you are interested, head over to http://www.footballtoiletpaper.com/Rangers-Toilet-Paper.html and check out this very unique way to “shite on Rangers.”

Is it time for real games again yet? This international week is a KILLER.

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