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Match Report : Celtic 3 – 0 Kilmarnock
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Scottish Premier League
Celtic 3 – 0 Kilmarnock
I’d like to say this was another day at the office, a good Celtic win, overpowering a struggling Kilmarnock side. And perhaps the struggling Killie part is true with only one (1) shot on target, three (3) corner opportunities, a load of fouls and two bookings. Celtic controlled the [...]
Match Report : Celtic 0 – 1 Hearts
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I perceive two things in Scotland of the most fearful omen: ignorance of theological truth, and a readiness to pride themselves in and boast of it.
Edward Irving, a 17th cent. Scottish Clergyman, educated in Edinburgh… [oof]
Co-operative Insurance Cup, Quarter-Finals
Celtic 0 – 1 Heart of Midlothian
Well, the day I return to The Offside and Celtic lay [...]
Celtic 2 St. Mirren 0
By: Matt | 10 Comments
The legend of Paddy McCourt continued to grow today, as Celtic continued St. Mirren’s winless streak at their new Love Street ground. McCourt’s glorious run in the 28th minute resulted in Celtic’s first goal and left numerous St. Mirren defenders nursing their broken ego. It was McCourt’s second goal after a long run [...]
Category: Match ReportsCeltic 2 Hearts 1: Mary Jane, Sex, and Football
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What do the three things in the title have in common? It is what people from Holland do the best. Sometimes, they do all three at the same time, as it appeared when Glenn Loovens headed in an injury time winner yesterday against Hearts to put Celtic to the top of the SPL. [...]
Category: Match ReportsCeltic 1 Dundee United 1
By: Matt | 2 Comments
Celtic could not take advantage of Rangers also getting a draw against Motherwell Saturday, as they draw Dundee United 1-1. United got on the scoreboard first early in the first half. Celtic equalized in the 17th minute with a Scott McDonald header. Those were all the goals the match had in it, [...]
Category: Match ReportsGhirls Team Squeaks by Kilmarnock
By: Matt | 2 Comments
After putting a six spot over Boroughmuir last Wednesday, the Celtic Ghirls team were just barely able to get past a talented Kilmarnock Women’s team, struggling to score goals in their match. The Ghirls only got TWENTY ONE goals against the Killie Ladies, while holding Killie scoreless. Wait, that sounds like the opposite [...]
Category: Match ReportsCeltic 1 Hibs 0: Just Enough, but the Past Remains
By: Matt | 3 Comments
Celtic’s first half goal was enough to carry the Bhoys to victory, despite Aiden McGeady being sent off in the second half and Celtic having to finish the match with 10 men. Neither side could put a goal in for the first 40 minutes, despite chances by each side. The match was a [...]
Category: Match Reports20,000 Quid a Week?
By: Matt | 5 Comments
Really Gary Caldwell? Really? Peter Lawwell hopefully had Heid’s agent on speed dial after today’s game, which saw Caldwell responsible for both St. Johnstone goals today. Despite seeing Gary Caldwell circa early 2008, Celtic cruised to a 5-2 victory over the newly promoted Saints of St. Johnstone. Marc Antoine Fortune opened [...]
Category: Match ReportsLady Luck Kicks One Right in the Baws
By: Matt | 6 Comments
Celtic did there best to keep the firepower of Arsenal under control, but William Gallas’ lucky arse and Gary Caldwell’s too long stud put a near impossible task for Celtic. Celtic seemed to be able to keep Cesc Fabregas, Andrei Arshavin and company from getting one past Celtic, but it was still not to [...]
Category: Match ReportsCeltic 3-Aberdeen 1
By: Matt | 9 Comments
Tony Mowbray and Celtic started the SPL campaign off with some flair today, going up to Aberdeen and winning 3-1. Celtic were on the attack from the beginning of the match, creating numerous chances that kept Aberdeen on the back foot. The Green and White wolves were certainly circling the Sheep and Aiden [...]
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