

Match Reports
CHAMPIONEEES!
By: Matt |I am probably far to drunk to write this…
First off, I would like to thank the Cleveland CSC for all their hospitality! Beers were bought and titles were won, and I couldn’t have had a better time! If you are a Tim and are in Cleveland, then head to the Blarney Stone as [...]
Celtic 2-Hibs 0: Survive and advance
By: Matt |Well it will go to the last day. In their last game at Celtic Park this year, Celtic defeated Hibernian 2 to 0. Celtic got goals from Stephen McManus and Scott McDonald. The game also saw Hibs finish up with 9 players as two Hibees accumulated 2 yellow cards and were sent [...]
Celtic 2-Motherwell1: Pittsburgh Edition!
By: Matt |Bhoy, are you guys unlucky. I was planning on doing a live blog for yesterdays game, bright and early at 7:30 Eastern Time. You would have been exposed to some unprecedented obscenities for the first 60 minutes of the game. “Some artists work in oils or clays, [Matt]’s medium is obscenities.” [...]
Celtic 3-Rangers 2-Eric Cartman Analysis
By: Matt |“It’s on!”-Eric Cartman
Perhaps I’ll write more…
By: Matt |If my previous post was not enough for you to get the gist of the game, I suppose I’ll write more. Perhaps you were occupied during the game. Or if you were like me, you had a class at 3pm where a paper was due. Never fear for me, the internet and [...]
Signs of Life:Celtic 4-Motherwell 1
By: Matt |The Celtic team that has been missing for the entire month of March decided to show up on Sunday at Fir Park and was able to defeat Motherwell 4-1. The goals came from Stephen McManus (17), Scott McDonald (30), Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (44, 57). Motherwell’s scorer was Ross McCormick, though I believe [...]
Derek Riordan: A Metaphor
By: Matt |Another game, another mind bending, hair pulling, teeth mashing performance by Celtic. The Bhoys went down to Motherwell 1-0 at Celtic Park yesterday. I was only able to listen to the game and not see anything, but the goal sounded like an error on Artur
Boruc’s part in failing to clear a cross, but [...]
Where we stand
By: Matt |Another derby, another disappointment this year. The first half Celtic had chances and a couple close calls, most memorable Scott Brown bouncing a header of the post. However, as expected Rangers packed in the back and after one Celtic attack, had a quick counter and the ball was in the net. If [...]
Celtic 3-Gretna 0: Better, I guess.
By: Matt |Nothing seems to cure all ails like a “trip” to Gretna. Celtic have been struggling for the last few weeks, but nothing that Celtic is going through could match what fans and members of Gretna have been facing. A chairman in the hospital, players not getting payed, and a “home park hours away [...]
Celtic-0 Dundee United-0-Awful Waffle
By: Matt |Shite. Pure and utter shite. You might never hear me say this, but besides Evander Sno and the back 4, the entire team was AWFUL! Sno did well, had some decent long balls, and held possession. That’s what he is supposed to do. He’s not going to get a million [...]







